August 2009
I do not seek. I find.
– Pablo Picasso (via cherrylolita)
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which...
– Unknown
Well excuse me, for having huge flaws that I don’t work on
– Homer J. Simpson
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.
– Susan Sontag
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said “sorry, wrong person.” FML
Harsh lol
thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Family Guy’s Emmy campaign video pokes fun at The Office, pays homage to the classic “where’s my money” Stewie-Brian exchange from episode #4ACX25, “Patriot Games.”
According to THR’s Live Feed, this is the first of six campaign videos, with each one mocking a different TV show competing against Family Guy for the coveted award.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
– Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) (via hunsonisgroovy) (via kari-shma)