Your printer is a spoiled Brat
My manager was concerned, he said “Mitch, don’t use liquor as a crutch.” I can’t...– Mitch Hedberg
Life is treating me really well recently, I feel like I have this balance that has been missing for a while. Just the right amount of everything in my life, it’s really hard to describe but I feel like I am currently lined up correctly. Hopefully that makes some semblance of sense. I feel the high level of physical activity is contributing massively to my current state that’s not to downplay...
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.– Jeremy Clarkson
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All that we are is the result of all that we have thought– Buddha
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All children are artists. the problem is how to remain an artists as one grows...– Picasso